Here's the thing, though: that doesn't make it less hot. That means that no matter how naked they get, you, the player, are the one who feels dirty. They have the same demeanor they'd have if they were performing in a talent show for their grandmothers. There are times where you swear they have no idea that getting naked and dancing on a Sega Saturn is naughty. The innocence never leaves these dancing girls' faces. We should just be happy that that country of deviants showed the restraint of not having an octopus demon slither into the room and take a crap on her forehead. And that's fine when they're dressed in a little tennis outfit, but when a grown woman is stripped down to tiny panties, there's something fucking wrong about her dancing like a ten year old in a cookie commercial. All the girls dance like adorable bouncing princesses. If you win, she removes a piece of clothing. After you pick one, she politely gives her name, measurements, and age and challenges you to Rock-Paper-Scissors. Some of these girls are at least half donkey. Actually, "cute" isn't the right word for all of them. First you select from a stable of cute Japanese girls to play Rock-Paper-Scissors against. The Yakyuken Special is a complicated game. "Little girl! Listen very carefully! Run away from the man with the camera- run away as fast as you can!"
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